New Computer Virus Warning

**ellanoize** · February 23rd, 2007, 03:18 PM

I thought you would want to know about this New e-mail virus that is going around.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965, The hardest.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! that too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. who, me?

5 Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. well, darn!

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. oh no - not again!

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." and I just hate that!

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."

Oh, No!

IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS

**statstar** · February 23rd, 2007, 07:30 PM

When I first got a computer I got the Amish Computer Virus.
It came in the mail and directed me to delete all my files then Unplug my computer.

**cherrysis** · February 24th, 2007, 04:14 AM

HA...yep I've done most of those!!!

**Forbidden Passions** · February 24th, 2007, 04:33 AM

*nods* That virus hit me hard*l

**ellanoize** · February 25th, 2007, 11:47 PM

Celbrity Viruses:

MARTHA STEWART VIRUS #1 Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop

MIKE TYSON VIRUS Quits after two bytes.

O.J. SIMPSON VIRUS You know it's guilty of trashing your system, but you just can't prove it

PAUL REVERE VIRUS This revolutionary VIRUS does not horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by C:\>

RONALD REAGAN VIRUS Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored.

CHICAGO CUBS VIRUS Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews, but you still love it

CLINTON VIRUS Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.

DISNEY VIRUS Everything in your computer goes goofy.

JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS Only attacks minor files

SPICE GIRLS VIRUS Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

**ellanoize** · March 1st, 2007, 02:05 AM

Hey Pit, I found that Amis Virus that you had...

AMISH VIRUS

You have just received the "Amish Virus." As we don't have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files from your hard drive and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.
Thanks for your cooperation.
Amish Computer Engineering Dept.
God bless